all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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