So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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