how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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