what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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