I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I hate all girls vehemently.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
my liver is dry heaving
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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