And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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