That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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