im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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