Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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