I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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