you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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