Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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