You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
so that wasnt chicken after all
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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