can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
