do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I have fence marks all over my body
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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