if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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