how can u be prego again
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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