just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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