Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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