I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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