Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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