you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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