i just google imaged poop.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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