we're blogging at a bar
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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