when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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