Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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