I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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