I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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