Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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