maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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