All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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