I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
