lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
