We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
