i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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