she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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