everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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