Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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