She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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