So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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