dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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