I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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