Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
BRING THE BAGELS
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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