How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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