I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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