Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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