you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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