I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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