Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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