yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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