i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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